"FrankenBlaster" (FrankenBlaster)
08/26/2013 at 13:52 • Filed to: E-mail Scammers | 6 | 11 |
I made a post awhile back about how I was getting one of those idiot scammers that claims they have millions of dollars to fill out forms I sent him. I've been e-mailing this confused degenerate for 6 whole months now, with him pestering me to get his money all the while.
Yesterday my buddy, who is great at coming up with pure bullshit, made this form and we told him that we were Jet Ski Testers (I chose this because it is my dream job, jet skis are the shit) from Suzuki, and were awarding cash rewards via Western Union (they love that shit) for filled out surveys. Keep in mind this form is completely bogus and has no purpose, in any way whatsoever.
So anyway I made this form and the clueless idiot filled it out. This is the second form I've received from this particular individual, I have a hand written apology from one of the guys who cussed at me that is just hilarious as well.
http://imgur.com/HOqIR52,0LKwgo…
http://imgur.com/HOqIR52,0LKwgo…
http://imgur.com/HOqIR52,0LKwgo…
Kugelblitz
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 13:58 | 0 |
Deep sea mining? That cracked me up. I wonder if a locical impossible question would have been fun as well, like, Do you walk to work or carry a lunch?
phenotyp
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 14:01 | 0 |
Muchos props for zeres. That would be my ideal place to try out a carbon fibre, 70+ mph jetski.
Bravo.
davedave1111
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 14:04 | 0 |
Messing with scammers can be fun, but be careful not to get yourself in trouble. It's likely the wire-fraud laws are a lot stricter where you are than where he is.
You're unlikely to get busted for it, but it seems to me it would be annoying to get hassled by the police even if you're actually in the clear.
MIATAAAA
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 14:05 | 0 |
THIS IS HILARIOUS. Please do more.
FrankenBlaster
> Kugelblitz
08/26/2013 at 14:06 | 0 |
Back when this was more popular, there was this website, that would claim to be a verification website to release a fund that the reverse scammer had claimed to pay. In reality, it would ask endless questions. Hilarious things, like, how do you feel about sex? or, when is the last time you drank alcohol?
You would create a login and password for the scammer and give them the information. They would log in and answer questions in their quest for money. There were enough questions in here that someone spent 7 effing hours and answered hundreds of questions hoping to get their money.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 14:29 | 0 |
This needs its own tag.
Excuse me while I laugh and vomit at the same time.
FrankenBlaster
> Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
08/26/2013 at 14:33 | 0 |
I just tagged it, you can see my earlier post if you go to the tag. The first one was hilarious, I can't believe that fool filled it out.
FrankenBlaster
> MIATAAAA
08/26/2013 at 14:34 | 0 |
I added a tag to it, you can check out the first post through that. I might upload the other one later today. I liked the first one better, that freaking idiot I can't believe he filled that out.
Sparf
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 16:49 | 0 |
Oh man I love this, it reminds me of some site I found while browsing Cracked which had a collection of email conversations involving reverse-scamming. Hilarious stuff!
That apology letter you got reminded me of this:
SteyrTMP
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2013 at 17:44 | 0 |
You should be posting those on here, too.
FrankenBlaster
> SteyrTMP
08/26/2013 at 18:26 | 0 |
I'm actually on that forum quite a bit. The work some of those guys have done is amazing. I think my personal favorite was the time one of the dudes made a scammer build a bike with a toilet for a seat and ride it around town. Are you on there too?